Embrace the bliss

At a dinner party, dressed appropriately. Sitting with my legs crossed and a cat on my lap, making polite conversation with a handsome man who has a sweater draped over his shoulders and a dog on his lap. We discussed research interests and he wanted me to move to Montreal, where he lives.

Another woman I know has been sexually assaulted.

Add her to the tally.

I don't think I've ever wanted a position as much as the one I applied for.

And it's volunteer, kiddos! I love to give my time.

I like smelling like you.

I applied to what is currently my dream job. Not only did I accidentally type my cover letter as a wall of text (IN MY DEFENCE: they wanted cover letter included with my resume as a PDF, which I did. But I wanted to write something more substantial in my email than plz fnd attchd, so I included it in the body of the email. Which I did not edit. So, you know what, that is indefensible.), I didn't follow instructions when I forgot to include my salary expectations.

I don't expect to hear from them.

Attacking foodbaby + getting high = WORST IDEA EVER

I've been experimenting with not shaving. I've decided to end that experiment with the purchase of SHAVING SOAP AND A BRUSH TO FROTH IT UP

You would not believe how excited I am to shave. HAIR REMOVAL MAN STYLE NOW

Once again, the prophesy realized itself.

But I'm not going steady with him, so I'm not sweating it. I'm still romancing women and seducing queer guys.

Although, he did redeem himself last night by carrying my purse around the bar and all the way home. I didn't ask him to. Even this morning, he had it on his arm. Maybe I can convince him . . . ?

Most guys win me over by tucking. I'm totally serious. I don't even say anything, they'll just tuck it back and usually ask "Would you like me more if I looked like this?" But carrying around a purse is pretty hot too.

I like my roommate. Except when she throws out my food.

Consequently, I liked the girl I was supposed to live with. Except when she took my food.

Either way, I do not have any wheat germ.

I appear to be pregnant with a foodbaby. Time to show I'm pro-choice and exercise and eat it off. It's still the first trimester, now's the perfect time.

Sorry for the last post. I apparently can't string a thought together when baked and delirious from lack of sleep. WHO FUCKING KNEW

Tonight was my work's volleyball tournament. I wowed the team with my physical prowess (not that kind!) and all were suitably impressed, save for the one dickbag who kept crowding my space and stealing the ball, despite my roar of GOT IT! and being lined up. I don't care if I have to work with him, I should have elbowed him in the solar plexis. Between that and the crooked score keeper and the ref who didn't know half the rules (I flagged volleyball for years, I know what I'm talking about), we ranked third team overall, which I hear is a drastic improvement from previous years BP: Before Peel

So yeah, just thought you should know

I bought, for five dollars, a massive book on making ahrt. FUCK YOU AHRT SCHOOL, I'M DONE WITH YOU

I have too many possessions to live in a shared house. And, you know, be awesome and DIY and punk as fuck etc. Time to CURB ALERT!

Everything bores me. C'mon be awesome.

I will be beautiful yet.

I will only love a man if he gifts me with a copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves. Because he will get it.

I love my job, but when I constantly feel guilty for falling asleep at night and not being able to stay awake 2-3 days straight, aye yaye yaye.

The more depressed I am, the more desirable I am.

That's a bad correlation.

I euthanized my cat on Thursday. After a weekend spent in bed crying, I still can't think about it.

I'm going to be interviewing Tucker Max. And then partying with him.

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